The Day I Learned How To Multi Task

Hey everyone!

I'm back!

(Wow, this is so Carrie Bradshaw. I'm sat in my bed with my cigarette and ash tray beside me and making a blog.)

Okay, then I should live her character tonight. I'm going to start this with a quote from her "When men attempt bold gestures, generally it's considered romantic. When women do it, it's often considered desperate or psycho.”



So this afternoon, I did something really really funny and crazy! There is this guy from the Nordics group who I really find hot. He's tall, fair and cute. He's got the best smile I've seen in a while. I am really a sucker for cute smiles and he just hits the spot. On my first day on the floor, I was sat behind him. His voice was so deep and sexy. I swear he could tell me to bend over anytime he wants. Hah! So that was the first day in my life that I learned how to multi task. Face the computer and do the work while looking at him and at the same time have an orgasm. Hah! That was hard work!

I talked to their supervisor to know his name, she said it's Thomas. He's Finnish. Oh damn, why am I suddenly being dragged by these hot northern europeans.

This afternoon I told my fag hag at work that I am going to do something really psychotic. I told her, I am going to send a message to Thomas (a french guy in our training class) but I will mistakenly send it to Thomas (the nordic guy) and we will see what happens! Since their names on the iChat are next to each other. So I was like :

"Hey Thomas. you still have the video you made with the french group during the training?"

Then I sent it to him. I then saw the supervisor and him look back at me. OMG! Like I literally hid infront of my iMac. Like I wanted to evaporate right there and then. That was so desperate. Hah!



What can I do, everytime he effing passes by either inside the office or outside when I smoke, he would smile at me. Then I would turn around and have an orgasm again, hah! And then I learned what multiple orgasm means, hah! Whoa! I know this is really getting so sexual. He's delicately lovely and insanely delicious. Like what Carrie would always say, "Every once in awhile, a girl has to indulge herself.”

Okay, enough of this. He's so fine and nice. He's friendly. Let's respect him. No more dirty thoughts about him!

*looks at the door of my room and imagine him comming in just wearing hot white boxer briefs*

Hah!

I will just end this up with anther quote from Carrie.

“I write about sex, not love. What do I know about love?”

:(

PS : I am no longer dating that brazillan hottie. I am officially single so, HOLLER!

Another PS : Photos stolen from Facebook and Badoo. Sorry boys, love ya'll.


Love and light. ♥

xxxdoll

Forgive Me Father, I Felt Lustful.

PLAY THIS FIRST. LET'S GET INTO THE VIBE!



I know I haven't been blogging lately. Forgive me dolls, been busy with work and you know, a lil social life to get somethin' somethin'. Like I have to go to bed early everyday cos I need to get up at like seven in the morning! Who the fuck does that? I actually kind of like it. Bringing everything back to normal.

Well, I ain't gonna be blabbing about sex and all cos I have't been laid for the longest time now. I know, right? That's like so freakin' sad. Hah!

Well, two weeks ago I started working for Apple. We are still on training though. So what makes training exciting? NICOLAS! Woo hoo talking about a sex on a stcik! He's so fuckin' sexy. He's got this Jesus Christ slash Collin Farrell slash dirrrty french look to him. Now tell me, don't you wanna go to bed with him? Hah! Imagine going to bed with someone who looks like Collin and Jesus, LORD HAVE MERCY! Hah!



The only prolem is, he's straight! Ugh! I know, I am always dragged by these hot straight guysh lately! Which I know I shouldn't be.

He's kind of like a virgin when it comes to training but seriously he knows everything about Apple. He's very technical. The only problem is English is not his native tounge. He's french. And that's why when he talks about gigabytes and all, I personally find it sexay. The way he pronounces words. Tee hee! Some of them told me they feel sleepy when Nico speaks, but I don't know! I don't feel that. Prolly cos when he's speaking infront of the class I imagine him noodie? Hah!

OMFG, forgive me father, I felt lustful.

You should see how sexy he looks like even if he makes some funny expressions with his face. He's young. He's hot.



Unfortunately, well, most of the time, some of us actually are having problems understanding him. I can't balme Nico though. Imagine, in the training room, you've got italians, french, english peeps, irish, spanish, asians, germans and dutch. Nico has to reach out on each and every one of us. That ain't easy!

So yesterday we had an assessment. I made it! hah! Passing was 80% and I got 80% hah! How blonde is that? It was luck. Plain luck.

One day, we had to do a presentation infront of the class. Our group's representative was Thomas, another french guy. So i transferred to his seat just to get a good view of Nico, oops I meant the presentation. The chair next to me was vacant though so Nico sat there while we were listening to the presentation. You know I was kind of imagining him wearing a hot sexy white boxer breifs. Damn! Can I have him for my breakfast right now?

So there he was, sitting beside me. Wowza! He smells really good. It wasn't so strong but the perfume he was wearing really suits him. Very dark and mysterious. Then suddenly I noticed some motions. He was raising his shirt up his abs to check on something. He was facing me. So I am guessing I was the only one who saw it. I couldn't help it, so I glanced at him. There it was the sight of his gorgeous firm abs. I drooled for like 5 seconds. Hah! Then I noticed he was wearing a red checkered boxer shorts and not breifs. Sad!

I literally had to move back to my chair cos I might not be able to resist temptation and lick the hell out of his abs. Hah!



Anyway, I have to do laundry today. So Imma talk to you later dolls.

PS : Photos stolen from Badoo and Facebook. Love ya boys!

Love and light. ♥

xxxdoll

Homoerotic Tendancies

Hey everyone!

It's been over a month since I posted a blog. That's becuase I was on vacation. I went to my hometown, the gorgeous islands of the Philippines. I spent 27 days there mainly just being surrounded by family and friends. Infact, this year, I celebrated my birthday with all of them. And it was the best gift ever. Being able to spend the most special day of your year surrouded by the people you love.









I had a blast seeing all my childhood friends and cousins again.

But anyway, so yesterday I did something very very VERY bad. I had this girl friend who uses Badoo. Unfortunately Badoo here in Spain is branded as an online site where you get to chat with people for hook-ups and one night stands. Literally all the ads and shout outs of people using it are sex related. Then I didn't know she made a shout out which was something like "I am looking for guys who are okay with gays." And she told she did it for me. I just laughed when she told me this.

Then someone replied to that. He has the same name as mine. He said he was straight.

I saw his pictures. He was okay. Then we already started chatting on MSN. I can tell you this very frankly that I have the poorest gaydar ever. I don't know what's wrong with me that even last night I was at McDonald's waiting for a friend when I saw a cute italian guy who was wearing a shirt which says "I ♥ Lady Gaga" and i really thought he was not gay. Damn!

And so going back to this guy I am talking about, he was a bore. Seriously. Prolly cos he was straight and I am not and we have a lot of differences.



(I look awful here cos I just gotup from bed that time)

Then suddenly I realized he was doing something. He's got lots of movements. I realized he was jerking off. So I got turned on and asked him if I can see it. He said yes. Damn he was big!

Then the unexpected happened. He said he loves it when his ex girlfriend would play with his ass. He showed me his buns and started playing with it. I was in complete shock that right now he's completely naked. He even showed me the dildo he uses for his girls and acted like he was playing it with his ass.

Then he asked me if I'd like some loving that night. I said no. He said he's got a car and can pick me up anywhere. I actually know where his place is cos it's just near my workplace. I told him if we're gonna do something, I am afraid I don't have a place. Not that I wanna do something with him, I was just playing with him. And by the way, he's still masturbating. He said, we can do it in his car. I was like, uh uh hold up, wait a minute! Hell to the no. I ain't a cheap hooker.

He just smiled. And you know what shocked me the most, he inserted the dildo up his ass. My jaw dropped. Hah! So a straight guy uses a dildo for himself?

I closed the video chat. He asked why. I told him, that I am not into this kind of stuffs. He got sad.

I knew it, straight guys have homoerotic tendancies.

That's all for now, goodnight everyone!



Love and light. ♥

xxxdoll